men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches

howlingwolf13:

zerogdragon:

marrymejasonsegel:

Hilarious teen magician

Seriously watch this, I laughed so hard.

This guy is like god took all the sarcasm in the world and condensed it into one person

He is hilarious! If anyone wants to watch more of his videos you can find them here

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"Stop leaving and you will arrive. Stop searching and you will see. Stop running away and you will be found."
— Lao Tzu (via purplebuddhaproject)

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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terezipyropes:

terezipyropes:

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it’s him

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it’s the theater thug

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"They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty."
— (via florential)

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guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

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i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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